you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via stand)


do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via waterp4rk)

you only have one dick, so you only need one girl

(Source: ILAURENS, via meeow-xo)


Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acid stains you, drugs cause cramps, guns aren’t lawful, nooses give, gas smells aweful, you might as well live.