waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye, via two-faces-make-one-pretty)

endiot:

lms if you also masturbate on the roof of your house so google earth can get some choice pics

(via whoredinaryboy)

fagblogger:

omg

eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

(Source: aquato, via intensional)

emilyology:

when a mutual suddenly changes their url

image

(via plug)

andrewbreitel:

potayto:

do people really still say me gusta

what

im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does

(via trust)